And the Gods said, "Let there go forth unto Endicott, NY a being. And when his years shall reach seventeen and his months reach nine this being shall have a party and he shall call it RojStock. There shall be many kegs and many underage drinkers at this party. There will be music and fire. There will be tents and fire. There will be event T-shirts and tickets and fire. And everyone shall enjoy themselves. And everyone shall enjoy the beer. And everyone shall enjoy the fire.

But the chosen one shall have to pay the price for these illegal activities, and so shall his Father. For at midnight, on the evening we speakth of, Officer Philips shall unleash his fury and frustrations of an unpopular childhood on this being. A fury like none hath ever seen before or shall again. (A fury that wasn't really a fury but this is a myth.) And he shall be arrested. He shall be arrested along with his father, and booked on a charge of 'Unlawfully dealing with a minor' for serving underage drinkers.

And so the first RojStock production had ended a success and the first bail money raised and posted. We do not anticipate needing bail money in the future but we will budget appropriately.